Ant Guards
Common
[Ant Guard by mines entrances]
Ant Guard: Permit verified. Welcome, explorers. Would you like to access the mines?
Textbox: Yeah!
Not now.
[Not now.]
Guard: Very well. Please talk to me if you ever decide to go.
Explorer’s Association
Ant Guard: The path ahead leads to Snakemouth Den. Currently only licensed exploration teams can pass.
Ant Guard: Do you have a permit?
[exit out]
Ant Guard: Sorry. No permit, no passage. Those are the rules.
[give permit]
Ant Guard: Hmm. Alright, this checks out! I'll open up the gate. Safe travels, explorers.
[talk again]
Ant Guard: May the Queen watch over you.
Ant Guard by Sands/Pier Outskirts: Ahead is the pier and the path to the Lost Sands, be careful when heading that way.
[first wasp invasion]
Ant Guard 1: Are all civilians evacuated?
Guard 2: It seems like it. But we are taking a huge beating from the Wasps…
Guard 2: I wonder if Zaryant can keep the Queen safe by herself...
Ant Guard: ...I did it... everyone's... safe...
Ant Guard: ...Team Snakemouth…
Ant Guard: ...The Queen...
Ant Kingdom, Main Plaza
Ant Guard: It's a good day. Let's keep it that way.
[after invasion]
Guard: ...I hope the statue gets fixed soon. It's depressing to look at...
[ch5, returning from Wasp Kingdom]
Ant Guard: ...I have this uneasy feeling…
Guard: Something bad is going to happen.
[ch6]
Ant Guard: So the Wasps attacked again!?
Guard: Well, at least this time the city wasn't destroyed...
[Ending celebration]
Ant Guard: After both invasions, I'm glad to see the peace.
Snakemouth Way, Outside Chuck’s
Ant Guard: Ugh. This post is so boring. No one comes here now that the artifact has been found…
Guard: At least that old bug that lives nearby says hi sometimes.
Ant Palace, Bridge
Right Ant Guard: …
Kabbu: Greetings, fellow guard!
Right Ant Guard: …
Kabbu: Not one for words, I see…
Left Ant Guard: I know I'm keeping the castle safe, but I hope my friend isn't too bored waiting for me…
[first wasp invasion]
Ant Guard: I couldn't...protect...
Ant Guard: ...
Kabbu: Save your strength! We'll take care of this!
[post-first wasp invasion]
Left Ant Guard: I was a fool... I haven't been taking my duties seriously.
Guard: I'm so glad my friend wasn't harmed...
[ch5, returning from Wasp Kingdom]
Left Ant Guard: Team Snakemouth!
Guard: Please hurry!
[ch6]
Left Ant Guard: I can't believe the Wasps attacked again! Argh!
Guard: Just...Just what am I good for...!? What am I guarding for!?
[postgame]
Left Ant Guard: This has been a great learning experience.
Left Ant Guard: For the sake of my friend, I'll become an even stronger guard!
Ant Palace, Main Room
Left Door Guard: Halt. Only palace dwellers are allowed beyond this point. Have a good day.
Vi: Geez. I wanted to get mad, but she was way too polite!
Right Door Guard: Only palace dwellers are allowed beyond this point. Get out.
Vi: What's her problem!?
[first wasp invasion]
Ant Guard: ...
Ant Palace, Throne Room
Ant Guard: Do not loiter for too long. Be done with your business and leave.
[just before turning in second artifact]
Guard: Team Snakemouth? The Queen waits for you.
Guard: Don't leave her waiting if you know what's best for you.
[ch3]
Guard: You heard the Queen. Head to the Bee Kingdom.
Guard: Do it on the double. Don't keep Her Highness waiting.
[ch4]
Guard: Don't dwaddle. Find the missing artifact before the Queen loses her patience.
[ch5]
Ant Guard: ...Good luck.
[post-second invasion]
Ant Guards: ........
Outskirts, Before Lost Sands
[talking before ch3 mission is given]
Ant Guard: Halt. The passage to the Lost Sands is closed for the time being.
Guard: We are investigating a series of cases under the Queen's order. We'll open up when we're done.
[After receiving the chapter 3 mission]
Ant Guard: Ah, explorers. The Queen has allowed you to go through. Go on in.
Guard: Please do be careful, the number of bandits roaming the sands has been increasing lately.
Guard: To reach Defiant Root, keep going northwest to the base of the Big Tree.
Guard: Do NOT approach the Wasp Kingdom border to the northeast. Stay clear from it!
[ch4]
Ant Guard: Explorers, the Queen has approved escorts between the Outskirts and Defiant Root. Will you ride the caravan?
Textbox: Yes
No
[Yes]
Roger.
[No]
Roger.
Defiant Root, Elevator Area
[ch4]
Ant Guard: Explorers, the Queen has approved escorts between the Outskirts and Defiant Root. Will you ride the caravan?
Textbox: Yes
No
[Yes]
Guard: Roger.
[No]
Guard: Roger.
Lost Sands, DR South Entrance
Ant Guard: Lots of bandits showing up lately... Something's up. Be careful out there.
Golden Path, Tunnel
[Story, ch6]
Ant Guard: My Queen, are you sure about this? These lands are very dangerous…
Elizant: If there was any other way, I assure you I would take it.
Kabbu: The Forsaken Lands... Do the rumours hold true?
Elizant: Many dangerous beasts roam in the Forsaken Lands, some even disguise themselves in various forms.
Elizant: Famished creatures, always waiting for their next meal in this land where plants only grow by miracles.
(minibubble) Vi: Eep!
Elizant: But heed me! Nothing in this land compares to the horror we will live if the Wasps get the sapling.
Kabbu: I've heard that Termites dislike Ants heavily. Would they open their doors?
Elizant: We can only hope they realize this matter concerns them as well.
Leif: Having a Queen with us is not the worst insurance.
Elizant: Let's proceed at once. You are to keep me safe, but I will support you where I can.
Kabbu: Leave it to us!
Guard: Be careful out there, my Queen. The real horror would be a kingdom without you…
Elizant: My loyal subject, I thank you. Please wait faithfully for our return.
Textbox: As long as Elizant is following the party, you are now able to use the Royal Decree skill in battle!
Ant Guard: Please protect our Queen.
Metal Lake, Bugaria Pier
[ch6]
Ant Guard: We had just received reports that the Wasps were sinking ships. But by the time we arrived they'd left.
Guard: At least there were no casualties.
[Story, ch6]
Ant Guard: Y-your Majesty! You have returned!
Elizant: Indeed. That was an experience like no other…
Kabbu: I-I'm glad we've all made it.
(minibubble) Vi: S-Same...
Leif: It was surprisingly sturdy.
Wedge: So this is Bugaria. It's greener than I'd heard of.
Twin: The sunlight is so warm…
(minibubble) Twin: Too warm, though...
Tiver: And the breeze so heavenly!
Elizant: It is my pleasure to welcome you to our land.
Leif: What's our next step, then?
Elizant: I will escort our allies to the city, as part of our deal.
Elizant: Wedge, was it?
Wedge: Yes, Queen?
Elizant: I trust the royals have briefed you on your task.
Wedge: Yeah. I'll try to fix the sunken ship! Guess I'll sightsee later…
Elizant: Team Snakemouth!
Vi: Ready to go!
Elizant: You are to take the Subaquatic Maritime Neotransport, and head towards Rubber Prison immediately.
Leif: By ourselves?
Elizant: When the ship is fixed, we'll send reinforcements. But we're at risk of being sunk again. We have no time anyway.
Elizant: Please, wreak as much havoc as you can. Clear a path for us.
Kabbu: Very well! My horn's eager to deliver justice to those rascals!
Elizant: Err, yes. Deliver as much justice as possible.
Elizant: I have a small gift for you.
Elizant: I believe this will help you gather supplies.
(minibubble) Vi: Yahoo!
Leif: It's more than enough. Thanks.
Elizant: We're at the crux of this long chapter of history. Spare no dime in your preparations.
Kabbu: Leave it to us! Together we'll triumph!
Wedge: I'm all fired up too! I'll start work right away!
Elizant: We're all counting on you.
Elizant: ...Good luck, my friends.
Metal Lake, Metal Island
Ant Guard: Rails haven't been built yet, so please be careful while walking on the pier!
Ant Guard: Welcome to Metal Island. The safest, fanciest area in all of Bugaria!
Ant Guard: Team Snakemouth, fancy meeting you here. If you are interested in taking any requests, check out the board.
[select request]
Guard: Taking that request?
Textbox: Yes
No
[Yes]
Guard: We're counting on you.
[No]
Guard: So you won’t help us…?
Rubber Prison, Pier
[post-ch6]
Ant Guard: Oh no! It is as I feared! The old bridge fell!
Guard: How are we supposed to reach the office now!? I can't fly!
Rubber Prison, Checkpoint Corridor
[Post-ch6]
Ant Guard: Well, we managed to retake control of the prison…
Guard: We must now retake the Queen's trust.
Rubber Prison, Cells Horizontal
[post-ch6]
Ant Guard: Phew. All prisoners are back in their cells! Sure hope they don't break out again!
Rubber Prison, Cafeteria
[post-ch6]
Ant Guard: Cafeteria... Safe!
Ant Guard: Those cannons are used to keep order around here! You never know when a fight will break out!
Rubber Prison, Third Floor
[post-ch6]
Ant Guard: Can't believe this happened... So humiliating!
Ant Guard: No means no! Until you pay off the machine you broke, you can't go back in!
Burglar: Are you serious!? Community Service doesn't pay well at all!
Rubber Prison, Gym
[post-ch6]
Ant Guard: Ugh. Making sure no one steals this equipment all day... I hate this job.
Ant Guard: O-Oh! Team Snakemouth! T-This isn't what it looks like, I swear!
Ruffian: ...
Rubber Prison, Security
Ant Guard: I know we're in a difficult situation, but this here is the backup generator room.
Guard: The Wasps damaged the computer, but the only way to turn the backup power on is to spin that crank.
Guard: Do you have any way to do it?
Ant Guard: Argh! The Wasps trapped us here! Something is blocking the door and we can't get out!
Security Chief: I'm the security chief here, or at least I WAS. After this, I am totally retiring. What a humiliating situation.
[after spinning crank]
Guard: Nice. The computer should be working again.
Guard: It's an old piece of junk, though. If it doesn't turn on even with the power, just smash it until it works.
[post-ch6]
Ant Guard: We need to improve the surveilance systems, this tragedy must not repeat!
Ant Guard: I can't believe it! The door is still busted! We have to inform the capital to send a technician immediately!
Security Chief: Next time I go back to the capital, I'm definitely handing out my resignment letter...
Rubber Prison, Library
[post-ch6]
Ant Guard: I've always wondered why they made those moving bridges to get here.
Guard: Maybe it's to prove that knowledge is hard to get and you must work for it?
Guard: But that just makes no one ever come here! It feels really lonely...
Rubber Prison, Giant Lair Bridge
[if you started but haven’t finished Requesting Assistance and/or Explorer Check]
Ant Guard: Some explorers are out doing some business... Just wish they'd be done already, this is serious!
[no open explorer-relevant sidequests]
Ant Guard: Looks like everyone is here... Let's stop the Wasp King!
Ant Guard: ...This is the entrance to the Giant's Lair. Team Snakemouth... Be careful!
[postcanon]
Ant Guard: Thank you, Team Snakemouth. The entire Ant Kingdom is in your debt!
Npc Spies
[Spy Ant Guard/miners by mines]
Kabbu: Hmm... It's a bit weird to see Ant Guards so far from the city.
Leif: With the mines, we could say they're not too far...
Vi: Mhm. These tunnels were a super great idea!
Leif: Guess we'll have to give the Queen credit for that...
[Explorer’s Association, by outskirts]
Vi: Is this the soldier that was guarding the Snakemouth Gate?
Kabbu: Hm... No, this seems to be someone else.
Leif: How can you tell? Most soldiers look alike.
Kabbu: It's the glimmer in her eye! The aura she radiates!
Vi: ...There's numbers on the armor.
[Ant Kingdom, Main Plaza]
Vi: I think this is Ant Guard...seven?
Vi: Ant Guard number four used to occupy this post, but management must have switched them around.
Kabbu: She probably won't have an issue with us, well behaved as most of us are.
Vi: I heard that!
[Snakemouth Way, Outside Chuck’s]
Vi: Hey, isn't this the Ant we met at the gate near the association?
Kabbu: Indeed. It seems she was reassigned here after we found the artifact.
Vi: She looks so bored. I guess nothing really happens here.
[Ant Palace, Bridge]
Leif: Standing watch over the castle every day…
Vi: Must get super boring, right? Right?
Kabbu: Now, you two. All honest work is good work.
Leif: Easy for you to say. You spend the whole day exploring.
Vi: Yeah. I'd like to see you try being a receptionist!
Kabbu: I-If it is to make ends meet...I would endure...!
[Ant Palace, Main Room: either door guard, with Maki]
Kabbu: That's a big door.
Maki: That's an area only Ants can enter. Not even I know what is beyond that door.
Kabbu: Hm...such mystery.
Maki: We should head for the throne room, though.
Kabbu: Yes, I apologize. Let's get back on track.
[Ant Palace, Main Room: either door guard, without Maki]
Leif: Now that's a big door.
Vi: I bet there's huge treasure on the other side!
Kabbu: Hmm...not quite. Ants have their own society isolated within this anthill.
Kabbu: There are probably housings and other structures for them to come back to after a hard day of work.
Leif: There's probably a lot of hoarded food, too.
Vi: Not listening. I'm not giving up on my big treasure dreams!
[Ant Palace, Throne Room]
Kabbu: It seems this ant guards the throne room's entrance.
Vi: Woah, she looks grumpy!
Leif: Looks like she's never had any fun in her life.
Kabbu: Y-You're both being too harsh...
[Ant Palace, Throne Room: post-first invasion]
Kabbu: It seems this Ant guards the throne room's entrance.
Vi: Woah, she looks grumpy!
Leif: Looks like she's never had any fun in her life.
Kabbu: Can you blame her after the invasion!? So harsh, you two...
[Throne Room: post-second invasion]
Kabbu: The King will not be forgiven!
Vi: Let's go after him!
[after getting to Termite Kingdom]
Ant Guard: Team Snakemouth! Please protect the Queen!
[after bringing Elizant to Bugaria Pier]
Ant Guard: ...Thanks for protecting the Queen. We are in your debt.
[Outskirts, Before Lost Sands]
Kabbu: This Ant guards the Lost Sands gate.
Leif: What, that's it?
Kabbu: I...I don't know what else to say.
Vi: Stop wasting time! Get a move on!
[Metal Lake, Metal Island: Guards at entrance]
Leif: Hmm. Does a place like this truly need guards?
Leif: Feels like the price of the ferry weeds out troublemakers already.
Kabbu: They're insurance. If a rich evildoer came along, who would protect Metal Island!?
Vi: ...Us! We'd get rich!
[Metal Lake, Metal Island: by quest board]
Kabbu: Hm. Would explorers truly take requests in such a place?
Leif: You're eyeing up the board. Don't act like you're not going to.
Kabbu: I-I've been caught...!
[Rubber Prison]
Leif: It's back to normal for the guards.
Kabbu: I must commend them! I'd need a vacation, at least!
Vi: Paid vacation!
Leif: They've earned their hard-worker fame, for sure.
[Rubber Prison, Gym]
Leif: So love can bloom between chaos and order.
Kabbu: ...Let's go.
[Rubber Prison, Security]
Leif: Oof. Must suck to work here and be trapped in a tiny room.
Kabbu: Let's beat the Wasps so we can save these Ants!
[Rubber Prison, Giant Lair Bridge, by prison]
Leif: It's gotta be rough working so close to the Giant's Lair.
Kabbu: We can only hope no monsters ever come out...
[Rubber Prison, Giant Lair Bridge, by mines entrance]
Kabbu: T-They should install a fence here! What a terrifying post!
Vi: Or ask a Hive soldier! At least they can fly!