Fortune Teller
Golden Settlement, Farms
[Festival]
Fortune Teller: Hmm. This truly is the beautiful land I envisioned. I am fated to set up shop here soon!
[post-festival]
[first talk]
Fortune Teller: So you've come. Want your fortune read, am I right?
Leif: How did you…
Fortune Teller: Know? It's all been foretold! Well, most things. I think.
Vi: Woah. S-so you can see the future?
Fortune Teller: Parts of it, yeah. And I can show where stuff is to you! For a price.
Kabbu: Humbug. I refuse to believe this.
Leif: Huh. Why not? It'd be so useful…
Kabbu: If the future is set in stone, we don't control our fate! I simply disagree!
Vi: So you CAN hate stuff, Kabbu!
Fortune Teller: Now, now. No need to argue. Just try my services! If it works, everyone wins!
Leif: Sounds good to us.
Vi: Yeah! We can get lots of treasure!
Kabbu: (It working is what would worry me most.)
[Talk again]
Fortune Teller: Ah, I foresaw your arrival! (Kinda...)
Fortune Teller: For a small fee, I can help you find what you need. Now, what could I find for you?
Textbox: Crystal Berries - 5 berries
Lore Books - 10 berries
Rare Medals - 20 berries
Nothing, thanks.
[Insufficient funds]
Fortune Teller: Ah yes, today you'd be low on money. Don't worry, good things are coming!
[pick any]
Very well. Let us begin!
Fortune Teller: Ahh...hama hama...chaka chaka…
Fortune Teller: Show me what I want to see...
Fortune Teller: AH CHAAAAA!
[none left]
Fortune Teller: ...I apologize. I was unable to find anything you haven't found yet.
Fortune Teller: As I knew it'd happen, I will give your berries back!
(minibubble) Vi: (Phew...)
[Nothing, thanks./end of fortune]
Fortune Teller: I'll be waiting for our fated reunion.
[dig to behind him]
[first talk]
Fortune Teller: O-oh! How did you get back here?
Fortune Teller: Well, if you want me to try to find things you have not found yet, please talk to me from the front of the desk.
Fortune Teller: ...Here, to commemorate my fated scare.
Fortune Teller: Please refrain from doing it again, though.
Fortune Teller: Even though I was expecting it, it really gave me a scare...
[subsequent talks]
Fortune Teller: If you want me to find something for you lot, talk to me from across the desk.
Crystal Berry Fortunes
Ah, yes! Outside your first mission's lair!
Ah, yes! The room where ice magic showed itself!
Ah, yes! A big door with two paths!
Ah, yes! Behind an elderly friend's abode!
Ah, yes! In a windmill quite close by!
Ah, yes! A royal reward for your service!
Ah, yes! Buried on a high ledge before a golden tunnel!
Ah, yes! Amongst the aphids and cochineals!
Ah, yes! Lying close to the cable car!
Ah, yes! After many flytraps in the Sacred Hills!
Ah, yes! Close to where ships set sail!
Ah, yes! A reward for a card tournament most fierce!
Ah, yes! A royal reward for your service!
Ah, yes! Making music where dramatic plays are held!
Ah, yes! Where caravans get ambushed!
Ah, yes! A reward for aiding the caravan!
Ah, yes! A honey geyser rising high!
Ah, yes! On top of MANY stored boxes!
Ah, yes! A royal reward for your service!
Ah, yes! Buried in a room where bandits imprison others!
Ah, yes! Where crooks enjoy their meals!
Ah, yes! An ancient civilization buried in sand!
Ah, yes! Buried near a round, orange beetle's display of strength!
Ah, yes! In a castle's sandy lower levels!
Ah, yes! In a castle's sandy hidden room!
Ah, yes! A reward for many lost books!
Ah, yes! On top of a root in a wild place!
Ah, yes! Using pulleys in the swamp!
Ah, yes! Near a foggy pier's catapults!
Ah, yes! Buried outside the Ant Kingdom's inn!
Ah, yes! Outside a fancy wasp's residence!
Ah, yes! Buried in a wild place's entrance!
Ah, yes! Atop a far ledge in the entrance to Snakemouth Den!
Ah, yes! In a King and Queen's royal chamber!
Ah, yes! Where miners rest!
Ah, yes! A reward for the blackest of paints!
Ah, yes! Atop the roof of an expensive restaurant!
Ah, yes! On top of a magical basement's bookshelf!
Ah, yes! From a pink merchant with many legs!
Ah, yes! ...Behind me? Huh?
Ah, yes! Along the path to a voracious plant monster!
Ah, yes! A reward for bringing sweets to a fishing family!
Ah, yes! In a mechanical room with colored pressure plates and pillars!
Ah, yes! A reward for finding many discoveries!
Ah, yes! A reward for finding many discoveries!
Ah, yes! A reward for finding many discoveries!
Ah, yes! A reward for finding many discoveries!
Ah, yes! A reward for finding many discoveries!
Ah, yes! In a very cold, tall place!
Ah, yes! Buried in a land one REALLY shouldn't travel across!
Lore Book Fortunes
Ah, yes! In the library it belongs to!
Ah, yes! Close to a nearby inn!
Ah, yes! Near a sandy museum!
Ah, yes! Where crooks stash their loot!
Ah, yes! In a secluded village on the shore!
Ah, yes! Buried along the path to the Golden Settlement!
Ah, yes! Near a place where bugs gather to fight!
Ah, yes! Buried near a shady, underground place!
Ah, yes! In a fancy Wasp's residence!
Ah, yes! In a foggy place with many strong winds!
Ah, yes! In the middle of a wild land's lake!
Ah, yes! Near a tunnel in a barren land!
Ah, yes! A reward from a fancy Wasp!
Ah, yes! A reward for returning an overdue book!
Ah, yes! A reward for reuniting two siblings!
Ah, yes! A vacant apartment with an opened window!
Ah, yes! A reward from a seamstress!
Ah, yes! A reward for defeating the sea-dwelling monsters!
Ah, yes! A reward for finding a lost pet in a foggy maze!
Ah, yes! Where an alluring criminal waited for prey!
Ah, yes! In the mayor's safe room!
Ah, yes! A reward for helping a clumsy duo!
Ah, yes! In an abandoned, foggy city!
Ah, yes! A reward for helping a hermit near the Golden Path's tunnel!
Ah, yes! A reward for reuniting the innkeepers!
Ah, yes! A wandering soul finds his home!
Rare Medal Fortunes
Ah, yes! In a hidden place inside a cave full of Chompers!
Ah, yes! In a sacred land with many rising platforms!
Ah, yes! Reached through a red house, purchased in the Bee Kingdom!
Ah, yes! Inside a waterfall near a cave of many trials!
Ah, yes! Flying across a vast abyss overseen by giant monsters!
Ah, yes! Flying to the very top of the tunnel to a barren land!
Ah, yes! Hidden in a hole where many, MANY boxes are stored!
Ah, yes! On the roof of a sandy inn!
Ah, yes! Up high, where the arid sands and bountiful harvests meet!
Ah, yes! Where ice could slide on frozen sand!
Ah, yes! Riding many pulleys to the top of the swamp!
Ah, yes! Riding the fixed cable car to the very top!
Ah, yes! Someone hidden in a fishing village!
Ah, yes! In a fungi filled room in a cave!
Ah, yes! In a vicious cave's underground lake!
Ah, yes! Where a giant door blocked the way to an artifact!
Npc Spy
[Golden Settlement, Farms]
Leif: What nice robes.
Vi: He looks so magical!
Vi: Hey, Leif. Maybe you need a robe too!
Kabbu: You're RIGHT! Leif, with a sorcerer robe!
Leif: Um, no. We'll keep our look.