Fuzzo
Explorer’s Association
[ch1]
Fuzzo: Harumph. I should have gone into the city earlier. Now I have to wait until this mess is cleared.
Ant Kingdom, Theater
[First talk]
Fuzzo: Heh. You look like smart bugs.
Leif: Some of us are.
Kabbu: Can we help you?
Fuzzo: Heh heh. Sure you can. I've got an offer you just can't beat.
Vi: Gold? Some legendary berry?
Leif: Perhaps a powerful Medal?
Fuzzo: Heh heh. Take a look... at THIS!
Kabbu: ...! Is...is THAT...!?
Fuzzo: Indeed it is, you bunch. This is a LIMITED print edition of the Green Bug Ranger!
Fuzzo: Only 10 of them were ever made!
Vi: Eh. It's alright, I guess.
Leif: ...Bug Ranger?
Kabbu: P-please, esteemed merchant... name your price!
Vi: Oi, Kabbu!
Fuzzo: Heh heh. For you, how about 40 berries?
Kabbu: Hngh! A bit steep…
Vi:...Kabbu, if you spend all the berries we made in Snakemouth here, I'll never forgive you.
Kabbu: ...…
Leif: Kabbu.
Kabbu: D-Don't worry, you two.
Kabbu: I shall save up and buy it myself.
Vi: Fine. It's your own money.
Fuzzo: Heh heh. I will be waiting.
[talk again]
Fuzzo: So? Still up on my offer? 40 berries for that limited edition Green Bug Ranger plushie!
Textbox: We’ll take it!
No thanks.
[No thanks.]
Fuzzo: Heh heh. This offer won't last forever, mind you.
[Insufficient funds]
Fuzzo: Sorry friend, no money no sell. That's how business works.
Fuzzo: I'm already cutting a lot of profit from this item just for you!
[We’ll take it!]
Fuzzo: Heh heh. Nice doing business with you.
Kabbu: Hehe.
Vi: Well? Are you happy now?
Kabbu: I am happy beyond words!
Leif: We don't see the appeal of this doll.
Vi: You've been missing out!
Leif: ...Sorry for being so uncultured.
Kabbu: They're just actors, but they inspire young bugs all over the land. Even in the north!
Leif: The power of propaganda.
Vi: They're good, alright? And sometimes they do reruns at this theater!
Kabbu: Say, Leif. Next time they're in town, we can all go watch them!
Kabbu: Maybe you will take a liking to the Blue Ranger!
Vi: No way! Yellow Ranger is the best!
Leif: ...Heh. Thank you. It sounds like a fun time. We'll take you up on that.
Kabbu: (...Heheheh. It's so soft.)
Fuzzo: I am done here. If you want more deals in the future, meet me wherever the caravan travels to.
Golden Settlement, Main Area
Fuzzo: Tch. This bee is irritating...She keeps leading me on, but won't buy anything!
Vi: She's the worst. I wouldn't take her money at all.
(minibubble) Kabbu: Vi?
[festival]
Fuzzo: Everyone's busy at the festivities, so I don't have much I can offer besides some basic services.
Fuzzo: What are you interested in?
Textbox: I want to buy.
I want to sell.
Nothing, thanks.
[I want to buy.]
Fuzzo: Here is what I am selling, take your pick:
Textbox: Spicy Berry: 20 berries
Numbnail Dart: 10 berries
Magic Seed: 30 berries
Not interested.
[pick any to buy]
Fuzzo: Hehe! Here you go!
Fuzzo: Nice doing business with ya.
[Full inventory]
Fuzzo: Hey hey! Your inventory is full! Get rid of some of that stuff before you buy.
[Insufficient funds]
Fuzzo: Sorry folk, no money, no sell. Those prices are already really low.
[I want to sell.]
Fuzzo: Sigh. Fine. What do you have to offer? Press |button,5| if you change your mind:
[empty inventory]
Fuzzo: Hey, you tryin' to pull my leg? You ain't carrying anything!
[select item to sell]
Fuzzo: |string,0|? How does |currency,var,10| sound to you lot?
Textbox: Deal!
No thanks.
[Deal!]
Fuzzo: Here it is. Anything else?
Textbox: I want to buy.
I want to sell.
Nothing, thanks.
[Nothing, thanks/Not interested/No thanks./exit out]
Fuzzo: Harump! Maybe someone else will do business with me.
[post-Aria battle]
Fuzzo: Hmm. We've made quite the profit. I guess we should thank Venus too...
Defiant Root, Commercial
[first talk]
Fuzzo: I've heard you saved my mates from some bandits.
Fuzzo: ...I'm bad at this, so I'll only say it once. Thank you.
Vi: It was no problem! Now, for a rew-
Kabbu: It was nothing! We look forward to buying from you in the future.
(minibubble) Leif: Heheheh.
[Subsequent talks]
Fuzzo: Heh. With all the tourists coming back from the festival... Business will be good.
Explorer’s Association
[first wasp invasion]
Fuzzo: Harumph...They'd best leave the theater alone.
Defiant Root, Commercial
[ch6]
Fuzzo: Drat. The Wasp attack will cause a dent on business...
Termite Kingdom, Industrial
Fuzzo: Harumph...the Termite market demands many different things.
Fuzzo: We'll have to study more to make a profit here...
Defiant Root, Commercial
[postcanon]
Fuzzo: Heh, peace has returned. It's the best time for business!
Npc Spies
[Ant Kingdom, Theater]
Kabbu: Fuzzo's part of the traveling caravan that comes through Bugaria.
Vi: What's he doing here anyway?
Leif: This place will fill up with fancy folk. Maybe he is selling expensive items.
Kabbu: We should speak to him, perhaps he has something of use.
[Golden Settlement, Main Area: pre-festival]
Vi: Hey, it's that merchant that hangs around town!
Kabbu: He travels with the caravan, doesn't he? He seems to be striking a deal…
Leif: It's more like he's trying to strike a deal. Really trying.
[Golden Settlement, Main Area: festival]
Vi: Hey, it's that merchant that hangs around town!
Kabbu: He travels with the caravan, doesn't he? Although he seems to be alone…
Leif: He's probably the lone agent of the team...
[Defiant Root, Commercial]
Leif: These merchants really get around.
Vi: Defiant Root's the best place to restock, you know? They get lots of stuff for cheap!
Kabbu: You're surprisingly well informed…
Leif: If it's about money, it shouldn't surprise you.
Vi: Yep! In business, knowing's half the battle!
[Termite Kingdom, Industrial]
Leif: You've gotta respect their commitment to trade.
Vi: Well, making a profit's hard work!
Kabbu: I'm just glad the snail made it here safely...