Morty

Defiant Root, Entrance

[First time talking to him]

Morty: Hohoh! It's Morty's bed bug rental system! Welcome!

Kabbu: A bed bug...rental service? Sir, what exactly do you mean?

Morty: It's all in the name. This pillbug here is incredible, I tell ya.

Morty: If you're tired, he will lull you to sleep and heal you fully!

Leif: Let's rent it, team.

Vi: Seriously!? This sounds like a huge scam!

Leif: B-But the pillbug…

Morty: ...Look. I don't ever do this, but if it'll earn your trust…

Morty: First rental's free, how's that? As soon as you sleep though, he'll come back to me.

Kabbu: This is quite the interesting business model…

Vi: Well...if the first try's free, I can't say no!

Leif: Yes...yes!

Morty: You won't regret it. He'll show you his super powers!

Morty: He'll do his best, so take care of him, okay?

Leif: We will. Oh, we will.

Kabbu: D-Don't forget we must return him...

[talking with him while still holding the bedbug]

Morty: Hey. How's the little guy doing?

Leif: We couldn't be happier.

Morty: Just don't hang on to him TOO long, okay?

[after using the bedbug]

Morty: Hohoh, come back for more? It's gonna be 30 berries this time!

Textbox: Hand it over.

Not yet.

Npc Spies

[before talking]

Kabbu: What a peculiar business. What exactly is he selling?

Leif: Only one way to find out.

[after talking]

Kabbu: I must say, Morty's services were better than I expected.

Vi: It's super useful to rest anywhere! If I was him, I'd charge WAY more!

Leif: The idea that our dear bed bug could be rented to another bug...Team, we must keep renting at all costs.

Vi: Uh, just remember we don't own it or anything, okay?