Patton
Forsaken Lands, Entrance
Patton: Wo-hoh! Are these normal bugs I see?
Elizant: Patton! So this is where you crawled to after your exile…
Vi: Who's this guy?
Patton: Oh, just a little scientist.
Elizant: A MAD scientist, with no concept of ethics or safety regulations!
Patton: Oi oi, my stuff never hurt nobody...too badly.
Elizant: ...I do not have time for a trip down memory lane.
Patton: You all seem pretty uh, buzzed out. Must be real serious.
Kabbu: We must travel to the Termite Kingdom, or all of Bugaria will be doomed!
(minibubble) Elizant: Kabbu.
Patton: Boy, that sounds rough. It wouldn't help my research at all either.
Leif: If you've got any tips, it'd help. This is some thick fog…
Patton: Nothing to be done about that, but…
Patton: This land's full of trash yeah? Bugs've been marking it to remember the correct path.
Patton: So long as there's not a forked road, if you keep your eyes open you should be fine.
Elizant: Patton... Thank you for your assistance.
Patton: Now, about that there exile…
Elizant: We will discuss that when the kingdom is safe. Please keep your...trinkets here for now.
Patton: Hehehehe. Alright. Drop by if you ever want a peek at 'em!
[talk with Elizant following]
Patton: As long as you stick to the marked paths you should reach the Termite Kingdom…
Patton: Just keep your eyes open! It is that simple.
Patton: And, uh, come visit later? Without the Queen?
[first talk, without Elizant]
Patton: Welcome back, friends! Did you manage to find your way?
Kabbu: Indeed. Thanks for your help.
Patton: Hehe. I see the Ant Queen is no longer with you... So I suppose you could be interested in my services then?
Leif: We are unsure. This seems really shady.
Patton: My friend, you are wrong there. All I do is honest work!
Patton: My services can change your stats around.
Patton: Picked a wrong bonus during Ranking Up? I can fix that for you.
Patton: For a price, of course. Hehehe...
Vi: I don't like this... But I GUESS it could be useful.
Patton: I have two operations here, Stat Conversion and Potion Conversion.
Patton: With Stat Conversion, I can extract all your level up and stat bonuses and convert them into potions!
Patton: What you do with the potions then is up to you. But that's where my second service comes in, the Potion Conversion.
Patton: With that, I can change a potion type into another. That way you can change the bonus you would receive.
Kabbu: Uh, what do you mean by "extract"?
Patton: Oh hoho! I assure you it won't hurt much my friend!
Patton: Give it some thought, alright? You know where to find me.
Kabbu: ...I have a bad feeling about this.
[talk again]
Patton: Welcome friends! What can I do for you today?
Textbox: Stat Conversion - 75 Berries
Potion Conversion - 15 Berries
Nothing, Thanks!
[Insufficient Funds]
Patton: Sorry, You don't have enough money. Can't work on nothing, can I?
[Stat Conversion – all stats as potions]
Patton: You don't have any stats to convert. Sorry, can't create anything from nothing, basic physics rules!
[Stat Conversion - 75 Berries]
Patton: You reeeeally sure? All Medals you have will be unequipped!
Textbox: Yes
No
[No]
Patton: Hehe… A wise choice. But do come back if you change your mind!
[Yes]
Patton: Ok... Let's start!
Patton: It is done... Check your Key Items, I have put the potions there!
Patton: Come back later if you need any more of my services! Hehehe...
[Potion Conversion - 15 Berries]
Patton: Hehe! Which kind? I can only convert Super HP Potions, Super TP Potions or MP Potions.
[give incorrect item]
Patton: I can't convert that. Come back with something I can actually work with!
[pick potion]
Patton: I can convert this |string,0| into one of these, which do you want?
[relevant two of the following three]
Textbox: Super HP Potion
Super TP Potion
MP Potion
I’ve changed my mind!
[I've changed my mind!]
Patton: Hehe... A wise choice. But do come back if you change your mind!
[pick one]
Patton: Ok... Let's start!
Patton: It is done... Here it is!
[Nothing, Thanks!]
Patton: Hehe… A wise choice. But do come back if you change your mind!
[first talk postcanon]
Patton: It is you, friends! I bear great news! I am BUGARIAN once more!
Patton: And I've got the paperwork to prove it. SEE!? Witness this Bugarian Certificate!
Kabbu: Congratulations, Patton! I am glad to hear the Queen repaid your help.
Leif: Yeah. What's next for you?
Patton: More science, of course!
Vi: You're, uh...not gonna move? This isn't part of the Ant Kingdom…
Patton: Aha! You would be wrong there, miss!
Patton: It's all in the certificate. This plot of land was gifted to the Ant Kingdom by the Termites!
Leif: What a gift…
Patton: Wew... It's good to be home.
Kabbu: W-Woohoo…
Vi: Yay...
Npc Spy
Vi: That mask's all weird.
Leif: Think he's wearing it just for show?
Vi: Dunno. I kinda wanna try it on!
Kabbu: This place seems to hold a few dangerous substances…
Kabbu: I would wager it is for his safety.