Unnamed Termite Kingdom Bugs

Termite Kingdom, Main Plaza

[before talking to the king and queen]

Termite: Wait, wait wait! Is that the Ant Queen?!

Termite: O. M. G! Can't wait to tell my friends on the Termanet about the incoming war!


[after talking to the king and queen, before doing colosseum]

Termite: What's that? You lot are going to take on the Colosseum?

Termite: Ha! Tough luck! Our soldiers will destroy you, and we will record it and share all over the Termanet!

Termite: Can't wait to text my friends about this!


[after winning the Colosseum]

Termite: Ah! You're the Colosseum champions!

Termite: I was always rooting for you! Please, sign me up an autograph so I can brag to all my friends at the Termanet!


[Npc Spy]

Kabbu: ...TermaNet?

Vi: No clue.

Leif: Seems to be a technology unique to this land. For communication.

Vi: We should tell H.B. about it!

Kabbu: (I...I don't get how it works.)


Reading Clerk: Hello. Welcome to the T-Mart. What will it be?

Textbox: We're here to buy.

We're here to sell.

Just browsing.

[We're here to buy.]

Clerk: You know how to use the self checkout, right? Just press |button,4| near an item.


[We're here to sell.]

Clerk: H-Huh? This store doesn't really do that... But if you have something I like, I'll buy it.


[Empty Inventory]

Clerk: Wait, you don't have anything... What are you trying to pull here?


[select item]

Clerk: I suppose I can give |currency,var,10| for that |string,0|. Sounds like a fair price, doesn't it?

Textbox: Yes

No


[Yes, have more in inventory]

Clerk: Thanks! I suppose you have more stuff to sell?


[Yes, last item in inventory]

Clerk: Thanks!

Clerk: And uh, don't tell my boss.


[exit out/No]

Clerk: ...Aww...


[Just browsing.]

Clerk: Alright then.


[Npc Spy]

Vi: Malbee would stomp her if she read on the job at the factory!

Kabbu: This store seems mostly automated, so she mustn't have much to do.

Leif: That's worrying... Will there be a shop with no one running it at some point?

Kabbu: Silly Leif. Gadgets could never replace our fellow bug!


Clerk 2: Tch. I'm tired of DineMite, but cooking's such a drag...


[Npc Spy]

Kabbu: The Termite Kingdom's quite impressive, but all this store food makes me miss Fry's cooking.

Leif: Machines can't really match Kut's expertise.

Vi: Or Crisbee's baking! Um, guess we know where to go after the mission.


Termite: They don't have DineMite in your town? Wow, how do you EAT!?


[Npc Spy]

Vi: Is it uh, healthy to just eat one food?

Leif: Delicious as it may be, we reckon it's not.

Kabbu: We don't even know what's in it...!


Termite: I lost a bet and ended up having to wear this. I've really grown to like it, though!


[Npc Spy]

Kabbu: Hm. I quite dig this fellow's style.

Vi: He looks lame. You've got bad taste.

(minibubble) Kabbu: Oof...

Leif: Respectfully, Vi? You don't know the first thing about fashion.

(minibubble) Vi: Hey!


Server: Welcome to DineMite! Your one stop for fresh, delicious, quality food!

Server: Our MiteBurger's 15 berries. Sounds good, don't it?

Textbox: Mite Burger - 15 berries

Spicy Fries - 12 berries

We'll come back.

[Mite Burger - 15 berries]

Server: ONE MITEBURGER COMING UP!


[Spicy Fries - 12 berries]

Server: ONE ORDER OF FRIES COMING UP!


[We'll come back./after ordering]

Server: Come again, for an explosive dining!


[Insufficient funds]

Server: That ain't enough. Sorry, but the discounted burger ended last week.


[Full Inventory]

Server: You wanted takeaway with no space? Come DineMite later?


[Npc Spy]

Vi: DineMite's the cheapest place around! And yum!

Leif: We cannot help but pity this poor worker.

Kabbu: The conditions don't seem too bad?

Leif: It's the music! We'd go insane after a few hours!

Vi: When you put it that way... At least I know how to annoy you now!

Leif: Don't. We'll freeze your mouth.

Kabbu: This place makes you cranky... Let's order and get out!


Termite Kingdom, Industrial

Hotel Clerk: Oh! Welcome! This is the Dome Hotel. A night is 5 berries per bug, so 15 for you three! Will you stay?

Textbox: Yes

No

[Insufficient Funds]

Clerk: Sorry...it doesn't look like you have enough... Maybe next time.


[Yes]

Clerk: That's 15 berries accounted for! Your room is on the 2nd floor, pleasant dreams!


[No]

Clerk: Okay. Come back if you feel sleepy!


[talk after sleeping]

Clerk: I hope you had a pleasant nap. Come back soon!


[Npc Spy]

Vi: 15 berries!? Why is it so expensive!?

Leif: Maybe there's higher demand?

Kabbu: At least we've made good savings during our journeys, so…

Vi: Just 'cuz we're richer doesn't mean we should be spending more!!!


Stickbug: I came all the way from the Golden Settlement.

Stickbug: It wasn't fun getting lost in the Forsaken Lands, but it was worth it to see everything the city has to offer!


Ladybug: The city is nice and all but I wish it was...less gray, y'know?


Butterfly: Oh, new roommates? That machine over there can combine items if you want.

Butterfly: It doesn't taste as good as something prepared by a chef, but it gets the job done.


[Npc Spy, any of the three in the hotel]

Vi: Even the Termites get tourists? Wasn't this uh, iso...isole…

Leif: Isolationist.

Kabbu: It's a rough trip, but only Ants were truly banned from this kingdom.

Vi: Good thing our team's not banned anywhere!


Termite: Got a berry to spare?

Textbox: Yes

No

[Yes]

Termite: T-Thank you...


[No]

Kabbu: Sorry, maybe in the future…

Termite: Right...


[talk again after giving]

Termite: ...May the blessings of our ancestors be with you.


[Npc Spy]

Vi: …

Leif: What, you don't take kindly to beggars?

Vi: If I want berries, I go and earn them!

Vi: ...But he looks like he can't, it must be rough…

Kabbu: Vi... Let's share what we can!

(minibubble) Vi: Yeah!


Termite: So I was born to be a soldier? Not buying it. I hate fighting…


[Npc Spy]

Vi: If he doesn't wanna fight, he shouldn't!

Leif: Thought you were all about smackdowns.

Vi: But I LIKE smackdowns! I do them 'cuz I want to!

Kabbu: I too, believe we should all choose our fate.

Leif: It's easier now than it was back then, let us tell you that.


Termite: Sometimes I wonder what is beyond this dome…

Termite: To see what the sky really looks like...


[Npc Spy]

Vi: What's he looking at? It's just the dome ceiling.

Leif: Some call it day-dreaming, Vi.

Vi: Oh, it's like when I think of being super rich and famous!

Kabbu: Err, yes. Let's go with that.

Vi: I hope his dreams come true. Mine sure are!

Leif: (You're not half-bad sometimes.)


Termite Kingdom, Pier

Termite: These machines distribute and clean the water, but we're still breathing in tons of smoke.

Termite: Couldn't they make an anti-smoke gadget?


[Npc Spy]

Kabbu: So they're exchanging their air for many commodities…

Vi: The Bee Kingdom just throws all the smoke into the sky!

Leif: ...Why not just live in the open like the Golden Settlers?


Termite: I-I'm scared of water…

Termite: But I really want to swim...


[Npc Spy]

Leif: You can do it. Just...dip your arms in the water.

Vi: You hate water, stop telling him to swim.

Leif: But he doesn't. Y'know, it'd be nice to see him triumph over his fear…

Kabbu: We...we should take a swim too! To inspire him!

Leif: ...No.


Termite Kingdom, Colosseum Lobby

Termite: You see that picture on the back? That was a legendary champion that beat the Colosseum 5 years consecutively!

Termite: He suddenly disappeared though. I wonder if new challengers will take that picture now.


[after winning in Colosseum]

Termite: Ah! Team Snakemouth! I am your number one fan!


[Npc Spy]

Kabbu: I-Is it okay for children to witness such battles?

Leif: Weren't you inspired by plays and books?

Kabbu: That is completely different to a Colosseum!