Yale

Yale: Ooooh... Oh, hm. Hello. Can I interest you in some wares?

Yale: Right now...I have this [fancy trinket/weird berry/last item] for sale. That will be |currency,var,0|!

Textbox: Gimme!

No way!

[Gimme!]

Yale: Oh! Thank you. Here it is.

[if he still has more to sell]

Yale: I still have something to sell that might interest you. Come back later if you want to know what it is, will ya?

[if you bought the last item]

Yale: You sure got everything I had! Thanks for coming all the way over to talk to me.

Yale: No one seems to care about an old bug anymore...

Yale: Bugs these days are always so busy betting on those card games, I don't get the appeal at all!

Yale: Oh, here I go rambling again. Please make sure to visit in the future!

[Insufficient funds]

Yale: Oof. You don't have enough berries...

[Full inventory]

Yale: Oof. You can't carry it. How sad.

[No way!]

Yale: Oof. Don't just say that to an old bug!

[talk again after buying last item]

Yale: Ooooh... Oh, hm. Hello.

Yale: I don't have anything else to sell, but you lot remind me of this fly lad I met once.

Yale: Poor boy went crazy over an old crown I fished out of the lake. Paid me hundreds of berries for that junk.

Yale: I wonder what became of him after that... Last I heard he headed north or something…

Yale: Oh, don't mind me. Just going back to my memories! Go on, you lot! Have fun with all that stuff!

Vi: You can't sell items with vague descriptions! It's bad business!

Kabbu: B-But what could they be!? Are you not curious!?

Leif: Hand over your berries, Kabbu. We'll handle the funds.

Kabbu: N-NO! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT HE SELLS!