Yel
Metal Lake, Metal Island
[first talk]
Yel: Incredible! Amazing! I'm so lucky to have lived until today!
Leif: Someone's happy.
Yel: Who wouldn't after eating Master Slice's food!
Vi: It's pretty good!
Yel: It's only natural, having taught 5-star chefs such as Kut…
Yel: Now I can blog his recipes for the common folk!
Kabbu: ...Err, won't he get upset?
Yel: "None can cook like me, anyways!" ...Is what he said.
Leif: And he's probably not wrong.
Yel: I've collected many recipes while blogging.
Yel: If you want any, I can share them with you! ...For a price.
Vi: It's always for a price…
(minibubble) Kabbu: You're talking!?
[subsequent talks, have unlearned recipes]
Yel: Oh, it's you. Feeling like buying a recipe from my blog?
Textbox: Hand one over! (5 berries)
Give us EVERYTHING!
Nah. Just saying hi.
[Hand one over! (5 berries)]
Yel: That's what I like to hear! Today's recipe is... |string,0|!
[single item]
Yel: By cooking only |string,4| |string,1|, the results are incredible!
[two-item]
Yel: By mixing |string,1| with |string,3| |string,2|, the results are incredible!
[either]
(minibubble) Leif: Interesting...
[Give us EVERYTHING!]
Yel: Woah, you sure? That's uh... That's like |var,0| recipes. |var,1| berries sound fair?
[Yes]
Yel: I knew blogging would make me rich someday...! Here we GO!
Yel: Huff... Huff...
Vi: You uh, didn't have to explain all of them in one go…
Yel: Nonsense... How else would you cook them properly!?
Kabbu: We'll make you proud!
Leif: We better do. We're so hungry now…
[No]
Yel: I'll be here if you get any culinary urges!
[Nah. Just saying hi.]
Yel: Oh! Um...hi.
Vi: Blogging seems really fun.
Yel: It really is! You need a strong stomach, though…
[Insufficient funds]
Yel: I made my price quite clear... This wasn't easy to get!
[talk having all recipes]
Yel: Oh, it's you. I don't really have anything to teach you anymore…
Kabbu: W-We just wanted to say hi…
Yel: You...you did? ...*sniff*
Vi: You were supposed to feel happy!
Npc Spy
Leif: Figures a food blogger would visit Metal Island.
Vi: A food what?
Kabbu: Yel's a critic who judges others' food, choosing to recommend or warn against establishments.
Vi: WOAH! That sounds like Leif's dream job!
Leif: We're probably too picky for that...